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It has come to my attention that one sex is more arrogant than the other. Now, despite the previous three years of evidence otherwise, blanket statements are not my trade. Despite this, women think they are the shit. Even my own massive arrogance can't average out the size of the average womans coconut. Their heads are just fucking huge and they think they are the shit.

I don't know why.

They lose fights against men, they call teddies Muhammad (the ignorant dicks), they can't cross a football and they feed their children turkey twizzlers.

In fact, I often struggle to think of any way in which a woman has significantly advanced the human race in a way that a man could not equally have done. It is the same on both sides of the coin. It is silly because a man and a woman can do the same things except for physical stuff which isn't fair because, as every woman will tell you, dealing with the pain of childbirth more than makes up for the combined awesomeness that comes with being able to take punches to the balls, being able to punch goats and working on oil rigs. It's bullshit, because the only women that ever go on about the 'pain of childbirth' have never given birth, but I digress.

My point is that a man and the woman are the same. We can think the same and we can do the same (unless you want something from the top shelf of Sainsburys), yet women take some kind of arrogant stance that we should do stuff for them.

This is the same attitude of the white man in Africa. He felt that the black man was inferior, which is anything but the case if the Olympics are to be believed. He therefore felt that the Black man should do all the rubbish stuff and work hard to enable the White man to have a good life. Women do the same. They are blackmailers and bullshitters and romanticists. They believe that men should buy flowers and dinner, yet they never return the favour. They believe that man should carry her home when her retarded high-heels have given her blisters, but she is never willing to carry you home after you have suffered a Dave Rimmer two-footed tackle. They believe that you should cook all the time. They believe that you should pay rent. They believe that you should sit through X-Factor but feel they should not be forced to enjoy Match of the Day.

The arrogant attitude of the woman must stop.

Then I will be able to like them again.

I still fancy, them, like. I just don't like them right now.

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